For those who refuse to watch or read Trump news (I don’t blame you), the talk of the town was the president of people who don’t need affordable medications or social security payments or cheap eggs getting out of his golf cart with what the ancestors call “knock knee.”

Yes, the do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do president of the one percent spent his weekend golfing, which he’s been doing since taking office. No, seriously, President Trump has spent some $10.7 million of taxpayer’s money golfing, since, wait…let me check my notes… Jan. 20.

Does the fictional Department of Government Efficiency know about this?

Anyway, the president of people who don’t want you to work from home (even though he’s always working from home) appeared to have a full diaper when he stepped onto the golf course, causing his knee to turn inward and look like he was dragging his foot. I say “appeared” because despite having two children, I don’t know if my diaper allegations are correct. But that didn’t stop social media from commenting on the video allegedly shared by groundskeepers at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate. What I can state as a fact is that Trump appeared to struggle to get out of the golf cart and looked wonky while doing so. 

Of course, the White House shot down claims that anyone needs to be concerned about the president’s health because Trump’s White House and truthtelling are about as close as Diddy and freedom. 

Team Trump spokesman Steven Chueng did the thing that the Trump White House loves to do: He blamed liberals, claiming that Trump’s goofy leg and rumors of his poor health were nothing more than the work of “deranged and morally bankrupt liberals – including corrupt media – have now resorted to complete falsehoods and fabricated lies because they have no shame.”

A few doctors were asked to weigh in on what might be going on with the president’s obviously strange gait. 

“Given his lifestyle – including extensive travel, prolonged sitting in meetings, and reliance on a golf buggy rather than walking the course – it’s likely that muscle weakness and inactivity contribute to his movement patterns,” Arun Gray, a sports scientist and injury rehabilitation specialist, told the Daily Mail.

Another claimed that it could be a degenerative disc in his back. But the truth is none of these doctors know what’s happening because they have not seen or treated the president of people who don’t care for washcloths. 

But Gray did make an utterly stunning claim that almost broke me. 

Gray added that if Trump does have a knock knee —Wait, hol’ up. You are telling me that “knock knee” is a real medical term. I thought this was a term given to us by the elders like “sugars” and “fupa.” Is anything sacred and holy anymore?!

Anyway, the doctor claimed that Trump needed to work on his hip mobility, which is odd because you’d think his hips would be in pretty good shape considering the amount of times he bends the knee to kiss shadow president Elon Musk’s feet. 

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