I‘m honestly surprised that Republican U.S. House candidate Lavern Spicer lost her primary last month because she seems to have everything modern conservatives want in an elected official. She’s a Black cheerleader for white nationalism. She parrots right-wing talking points with no original thoughts of her own. And she’s demonstrably unintelligent and wilfully ignorant regarding social issues. She’s basically Herschel Walker‘s House Negro Of The Dragon co-star. She’s Candace Owens‘ stunt double. She’s Jason Whitlock‘s sunken place roommate. She’s Ben Carson‘s human alarm clock. She’s Clarence Thomas‘ spare gavel.

And to put the icing on this sambo-sista-for-Republican-Black-friends cake—Lavern Spicer doesn’t appear to know what pronouns are.

You will never catch me using pronouns.

— Lavern Spicer (@lavern_spicer) September 14, 2022

“You will never catch me using pronouns,” Spicer tweeted Wednesday in a sentence that literally included two pronouns.

pic.twitter.com/rbdkmhnLs4

— I Smoked Mike Lindell’s MyPhone (@BlackKnight10k) September 14, 2022

Now, clearly, Spicer is expressing her transphobic reaction to transgender and non-binary folk simply asking people to respect their preferred pronouns. Unfortunately for Spicer and English nerds everywhere, she doesn’t seem to understand that pronouns exist outside of the paradigm of transness and non-binaryness.

She doesn’t even seem to understand that pronouns are part of grammar.

Stop teaching kids pronouns and start teaching them grammar!

— Lavern Spicer (@lavern_spicer) September 13, 2022

Stop. Teaching. Kids. Pronouns. And. Start. Teaching. Them. Grammar.

This is definitely a child George W. Bush left behind.

For the record, pronouns include he, him, you, we, him, her, yours, theirs, someone, where, when, yourselves, themselves, oneself, is, hers, when, whom, whose, each other, one another, everyone, nobody, none, each, anywhere, anyone—and so on. One literally can’t talk about themself without using multiple pronouns. (I couldn’t even write that sentence without using two.)

Pronouns ARE grammar, so this must be embarrassing for you… pic.twitter.com/rK2NMLgF3D

— call me Morticia (@theRNbiologist) September 13, 2022

Spicer also used several pronouns when she tweeted that she never experienced “real racism and white supremacy” until she ran for Congress as a Republican despite having “been Black in America all my life.”

Is this you? From yesterday? pic.twitter.com/LTyIpNcMi6

— InfiDale (@InfiDale3476) September 13, 2022

She also appears to think Jesus excluded pronouns from his casual dialect. (He was all like, “shalt not steal” but he wasn’t specific about who, if anyone, should keep their klepto ways to a minimum.)

Speaking of pronouns pic.twitter.com/KS6PhoBmbC

— Patrick Bowles (@Patriot11Bowles) September 13, 2022

While I’m at it, I might as well be petty and point out that English and grammar aren’t her only soft points. She also let us know that math doesn’t really math “where I come from” and the MAGA-mammy Trump cultist also appears to think the next presidential race is “this fall” and not in 2024.

IN THIS EPISODE
That’s why TRUMP
is back on the ballot this fall??? HUH?

La’vern begins working with decimals and percentages. pic.twitter.com/zmtuIZRbYG

— dancing nekkid in the street (@martycomroe) September 14, 2022

Honestly, Spicer’s entire Twitter feed is a sh** show of seat-at-the-table wishfulness. The same day she proclaimed that students should be taught grammar instead of pronouns—which is like saying they should stop teaching kids how steering wheels work and, instead, teach them how to drive—she offered up her random thoughts on George Floyd that nobody asked for.

George Floyd will never be a hero to me.

— Lavern Spicer (@lavern_spicer) September 13, 2022

Anyway, I’m not sure why Spicer is on Twitter at all since everything she posts just gets her roasted by just about everyone in all her comment sections. But it is fun to watch her get ratioed for every thought that comes to that white noise-filled head of hers.

You do realize that pronouns are part of grammar, right?

Tweets like this help folks outside of your district understand why you were overwhelmingly rejected by the people to represent the people.

— TeeB (@Travis_Burton) September 13, 2022

I don’t even know where to start with this. Maybe hire someone (smarter than you, which is easy) to read these tweets to before you post? Because this is just embarrassing.

— David G. Simmons (@davidgsIoT) September 13, 2022

Sweetie you need amateur nouns, you’re NOT READY for the pros yet

— Michelle_BYoung (@michelle_byoung) September 15, 2022

Like this kind of grammar pic.twitter.com/NuRmeRl44B

— Flibbertygibbett (@OlGoozoo) September 13, 2022

Stop teaching kids geometry and start teaching them math! -Lavern Spicer, probably

— MAGA tears sustain me (@NoobHammer3000) September 13, 2022

something funny is if there was gender abolitionist movement to remove pronouns from speech (except first persons or plurals) conservatives would still be upset. “we can’t say he/she anymore!!1”

like we thought we could get rid of the pronouns and make everyone happy

— Zane (@ZaneTouchGrass) September 15, 2022

…you’ll never catch me using…
…you’ll never catch me…
…you’ll never catch…
…you’ll never..
…you’ll…

…is it even a noun?

— Carol Lyle – Fella (@CarolLyle4) September 15, 2022

Apparently, Spicer is out here trying to be the Black Lauren Boebert.

https://t.co/WzWMzb0p22

— @LJLaw (@LarryJacksonEsq) September 14, 2022

Again, this woman just seems perfect for the Black friend-desperate GOP. It’s a shame she just couldn’t tap-dance hard enough to gain her party’s favor. Maybe she should have shown them her English skills.

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