Herschel Walker Hilariously Mocked For Senate Runoff ‘Erection’ Gaffe
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Last week, NewsOne published an op-ed titled, Republicans Who Mocked Biden’s Gaffes Are Cheering Herschel Walker’s Boners.
Now, I’m not saying we at NewsOne are a bunch of Nostradamuses with keyboards, I’m just saying it’s a hilarious coincidence that a week after our story was published, Walker was on Fox News talking about the importance of the Georgia Senate runoff “erection,” and Sens Lindsey Graham and Ted Cruz were sitting on opposite sides of him nodding along like they didn’t just hear their great sunken place Black hope’s slip of the tongue.
Who else thinks it’s hilarious that both Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham nod their heads in agreement when Herschel Walker says “this erection is about the people.”
pic.twitter.com/UwAUcE0CWA
— Jon Cooper (@joncoopertweets) November 23, 2022
“This election is about more than Herschel Walker,” Walker said. “This erection is about the people.”
Walker’s boner blunder aside, saying the importance of electing him to the U.S. Senate is “about the people” is just another example of delusional conservatives always assuming they’re on the side of popular American opinion. But the reality is at least half of “the people” in Georgia voted against Walker and polls show Sen. Raphael Warnock still holds a slim lead over him.
Now, back to Walker’s boner boner.
Look, we all know what Herschel Walker meant to say, but Joe Biden also meant to say Cambodia but instead said “Columbia” during his trip to Southeast Asia, and right-wingers suggested the simple gaffe proved Biden was unfit for office.
Blunder : Joe Biden opens an Asian summit in Cambodia(host of ASEAN summit) by thanking the Prime Minister of … Colombia.
Doing USA proud. pic.twitter.com/M46K2t8e8E
— कॉंचन द्विवेदी (@kanchandwivedi3) November 15, 2022
Captain Stupid @POTUS is in CAMBODIA and thanked the leaders if COLUMBIA for having him! COGNITIVE TEST NOW JOE HAS NO CLUE WHERE HES AT JOE IS A NATIONAL SECURITY THREAT
— Hawaii girl is Ultra Maga (@Grama641) November 15, 2022
Now, Herschel is looking like someone you might find trolling voting locations by asking people in line, “Is that a ballot in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me,” and you can bet his supporters will continue to deny that he belongs nowhere near a Senate seat.
Truth be told, no simple slip of the tongue or instance of misspeaking should disqualify anyone from being elected into office. Walker should be disqualified because he lies incessantly and because, as comedian Dave Chappelle said, he’s “observable stupid.”
Of course, the fine folks on Twitter had a lot of fun with this one.
Herschel Walker’s gonna have a really HARD time winning this erection
— Kansas the GOP Slayer (@KansasGOPSlayer) November 23, 2022
Herschel Walker had two Senators as chaperones for his latest interview and he still referred to the election as the “erection”
— Palmer Report (@PalmerReport) November 23, 2022
Not at all surprised that Herschel Walker would say “erection” instead of “election” whilst sitting between two of the biggest dickheads in the world Rafael Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham.
— Ricky Davila (@TheRickyDavila) November 23, 2022
And to be fair, there were those who did suggest that Walker’s erection reflection should disqualify him from office.
The fact that Herschel Walker doesn’t know the difference between an election and an erection is more proof he doesn’t belong in the Senate, and could explain why he’s not sure how many kids he has.
— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) November 23, 2022
Look, if nothing else, Walker had made this “erection” entertaining. Weird and cringy, but entertaining.
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